Klingons do NOT hold up convenience stores!

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Feb 4, 2009

If I worked at the Quickie Mart and some guy came in brandishing a Klingon sword, I'd give him all the quatloos he wanted.

Unless he was trying to swipe some perfume. Then I would mock him and use my pain stick on him.

And when will journalists stop being so lazy? It's bat'leth, not batleth. What a p'tach.

Tip o' Geordi's VISOR to Pete Hardie and Dan Durda.

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