Contributed by
Oct 2, 2008

OK. I love: Leo DiCaprio -- yes, I do -- and Jennifer Aniston, and Forest Whitaker, and Natalie Portman (sigh), and Sarah Silverman, and Dustin Hoffman. I love Dustin Hoffman a lot.

Why do I love these people?

Because they know what it means to be a true patriot.

I'll break my own rules here, just this once, and embed a video that has some NSFW language. I'd normally just link to it, but yeah, this is that good, and it's that important.

Man, I love me some Dustin. He's awesome. Watch this to the end, folks. Then do what they say.

Edited to add: Apparently there are a few versions of this video floating around out there. As far as I can tell, this is the correct one, pointing to Declare Yourself. I changed this from a different version.

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