Want: Part III

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Jan 4, 2008
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Via Astropixie comes this item of win:

But it doesn't say how I can get one!

And how would 1984 open? "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking 9 + root(9) + 9/9." Not quite the same ring to it.